10 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Tell a Joke Day

Did you know that "Tell a Joke Day" is almost upon us? (Be sure to pencil it in the August 16th slot of your "obscure holidays" calendar!) Of our plethora of gift and children's books, we just happen to have several joke books written by Bob Phillips, including the brand-new Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids and the fun Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. Here are some funny knock-knock jokes from his latest release to get you started and help you prepare yourself for this laugh-worthy holiday:

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Midas.

Midas who?

Midas well let me in, or I’ll keep knocking.

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door.

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kent.

Kent who?

Kent reach the doorbell. That’s why I’m knocking.

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The owl says.

The owl says who?

Exactly!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma dinner's gone. Can I have dessert?

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come.

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gopher.

Gopher who?

Gopher the key and unlock the door.

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Maple.

Maple who?

Maple the door off its hinges if you don't let me in!

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

It's not Kanga who! It's kangaroo!

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Daryl.

Daryl who?

Daryl never be anyone as crazy as you.

Want more? Bob Phillips has a whole book full of knock-knock jokes that just released this July!

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We can all afford to add a little "happy" to our day. Learn more about the power of a smile in Arlene Pellicane's post titled A Smile: Not Just for the Camera!