7 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Posted on 11/25/14 by Harvest House Publishers

The holidays are coming! The holidays are coming! And where there are big gatherings of family and friends...there are often hordes of youngsters in need of nondestructive entertainment. You can give the gift of giggles with some funny knock-knock jokes for kids. If these aren't enough, find 10 more in 10 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Tell a Joke Day, or check out the full book these jokes are shared from, titled The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids.


1. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet.

2. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' 'round the mountain when she comes...

3. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Mikey who?
Mikey won't fit in this lock!

4. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question...

5. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Cock-a-doodle who?
Are you a rooster?

 6. Knock, knock. 

Who's there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to hear another knock-knock joke.

7. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open. Mind if I come in?


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